"Hey, but it's not calling the Taj Mahal romantic," he points out, because that's the worst in his book and he hears it all the time.

He finds himself smiling though, more at ease than he thought he might be around her. He was expecting a trap and now he's not sure that's what this is. He's not really sure what it actually is, but least it's not likely to end in his death. He hopes.

"So you went to college to study how to write off traveling as a business venture? Fair enough. More than you can do with an art degree." Unless, of course, you're a forger and you're a brilliant student of both art and art history. "But it's done me well enough."