"Majestic?" Piper scoffed. "I think you mean tacky. And I wasn't going to do anything to her. I was just going to pickpocket the lipstick, that's all."

Piper figured a witch wasn't going to be that fussed about petty crime. Or, she hoped so. Shit like that abruptly stopped mattering when Les started talking about Demons and vampires.

"Wait. Wait. Vampires? Like, for real? Are you shitting me?"