Summer Open Post

[callmeles]

Summer Open Post As we know, I love my AUs and PSLs! I love exploring worlds and discovering how little changes can tumble and create big changes. My characters are top-leveled but feel free to add your own and let me know if there's someone you'd like! ♥

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[noreasonneeded]

I rag on the merchers to their faces and steal from their pockets to replace wallets with turnips. They just don't understand good, petty, deadpan jokes.

[callmeles]

The appreciation of a good deadpan joke is truly lacking among much of the population.

I also appreciate that it's turnips you use.

[noreasonneeded]

Much like my sense of humor, turnips are also vastly underappreciated and deserve more recognition. I'm glad to help them along in their exposure.

[callmeles]

I'm glad the turnips have someone like you in their corner of the vegetable world.

[noreasonneeded]

Don’t start calling me a defender, now. I’m a businessman at worst, a thief at best.

[callmeles]

What about 'champion'?

[ She's teasing of course, unable to help herself. ]

[noreasonneeded]

Ugh.

I fight for others when it makes practical business sense to do it. Give me a gold medal and I’ll sell it rather than cherish it.

[There’s some fronting, he does have a heart, but it’s also true that he’s certainly not a hero like Alina. He’s never wanted to be. It isn’t what Ketterdam needs, anyway.

[callmeles]

As if I don't know that already. No, I'd give you waffles in the shape of gold medals.

[noreasonneeded]

Are you trying to tempt my belly into becoming a bigger person, Piper?

[callmeles]

Never.

We need your brand of championing more often. Someone willing to do things that no one else is willing to or able to do.

The champion of vegetable rights.

[noreasonneeded]

I’m gonna get you a turnip pie next time you’re here instead of a potato and pea one.

[callmeles]

Do you think they'd be good? Turnip pies?

Though the potato and pea one has become a new favorite.

[noreasonneeded]

I think it would be, yeah. Turnips are sweet when cooked. Then again, I eat anything.

That one is difficult to top.

[It had him at potato.]

[callmeles]

Hm, I'd try it.

It is, though I do have a fondness for their chicken one as well.

[noreasonneeded]

Have you tried chicken and waffles?

[callmeles]

I have around here and they're good. That good mix of sweet and savory.

Does Ketterdam have good chicken and waffles?

[noreasonneeded]

They do and they’re fine. Nina claims otherwise for the chicken component and makes her own.

They are also fine.

[callmeles]

Of course. Next time I'm around, I'll have to try her chicken.

And the potato and pea pies are also fine?

[ Kaz was probably the first person she's met who would literally eat anything. ]

[noreasonneeded]

Be sure to tell her it tastes like chicken. She loves hearing that.

Most definitely also in the fine arena.

[Growing up on a destitute farm and then the streets, he is 100% a food gremlin who will eat anything that isn’t poisonous.]

[callmeles]

Oh yes, I can see that absolutely making her day.

That's fair enough.

I look forward to Adonis' reaction after he cooks for you.

[ She wasn't judging it at all and honestly, it made sense from what she knew of him. ]

[noreasonneeded]

I think that means you need to be around when it happens, then.

[callmeles]

I think you're right. I'll have to join you.