Summer Open Post

[callmeles]

Summer Open Post As we know, I love my AUs and PSLs! I love exploring worlds and discovering how little changes can tumble and create big changes. My characters are top-leveled but feel free to add your own and let me know if there's someone you'd like! ♥

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[callmeles]

In all transparency, I have been too. We all have, no doubt.

I suppose you may be right about that. That's a good way of looking at it.

I thought you were nothing if not full of spite and coffee?

[noreasonneeded]

Some more than others.

A pragmatic view is usually the way to go.

I’m pretty tall, I can be full of many things. It’s why I never have to eat much to manage.

[callmeles]

Truth. Some more than others.

I tend to be more cynical at times so that is a refreshing outlook.

Ah yes, I can see it now. Kaz Brekker: 1/2 Coffee, 1/4 Spite/Revenge, 1/4 Answers.

[noreasonneeded]

I think cynicism can serve someone well some of the time. That’s the joy of pragmatism in my experience - it all comes down to what’s the most useful, and figuring out what tools one needs to get where they want to go. I’ve seen people veer so far into cynicism that they end up stuck not doing a damn thing because they don’t think any point is worth pursuing. On the other end, too much optimism and people run off edges they don’t see coming.

That sounds about right. A deadly cocktail.

[callmeles]

Just proves that too much of anything can be a bad thing.

I can't forget to add in a dash of potatoes and curry. You have to have some starch in there.

[noreasonneeded]

Money may be the sole exception to the rule, depending on whose hands it lands in.

Can’t forget some spice. I presume Cajun seasoning is your substitute?

[callmeles]

It greatly depends on whose hands it's in for sure.

Absolutely. Have to have a heavy dash or two of Cajun seasoning.

[noreasonneeded]

When I first heard of Crystal’s Hot Sauce as a child I thought there would be real crystals or crystallization in the bottle. I was very smart.

[callmeles]

Logically, it would make sense though and I am now very disappointed by the lack of actual crystals.

[noreasonneeded]

Maybe the crusty bits at the top of the cap can count. So you’re not disappointed that there aren’t any real crystals, not so I’ve never been wrong in my life.

[callmeles]

It could but it's worth less money than crystals. We're all wrong at least once in our lives so I'm not that surprised.

Not that it matters but if it helps any, when I was a kid, I once thought there would be actual mermaids at Starbucks because of their logo.

[noreasonneeded]

I’m going to assume the one thing you’re wrong about is thinking I have one thing I’m wrong about.

[He’s kidding. Mostly.]

Where did you think they kept the mermaids?

[callmeles]

Yes, we will go with that.

A giant tank, obviously. Or, I don't know. Something like the baristas can be in human form but secretly they're all mermaids or mermen... I'm not sure that's the proper term for it.

I had an overactive imagination, obviously.

[noreasonneeded]

I was thinking they’d adapted to use the moisture in whipped cream.

Overactive imaginations are cute in kids. I’m sure you were fine.

[callmeles]

Hm, I can see that, yes.

Overall, I was relatively normal sans the ability to set fire to things. Although, these days, it's fairly normal-ish.

[noreasonneeded]

I never took a science class but I know some stuff.

And what did little Piper do with her normal life, before her fire was used to warm my coffee and burn enemies? Importance in that very precise order.

[callmeles]

Setting fire to my dad's dresser, causing a general ruckus, and playing some sports until I got to the age where I no longer wanted to.

[noreasonneeded]

I can picture all of that, though team sports wasn’t what first came to mind.

[callmeles]

Fair, for most it usually isn't the first thing they think of with me. What did come to mind?

[noreasonneeded]

The rest of what you said. General ruckus, things of that nature.

[callmeles]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[noreasonneeded]

I'm always right. Most people simply aren't enlightened enough to realize it.

[callmeles]

You know, every so often I'm just going to mention Crystals Hot Sauce.

[noreasonneeded]

Those crusty bits at the top near the cap are the crystals.

[Because he says so.]

[callmeles]

Mhm, they're crunchy delicious.