Autumn Open Post

[callmeles]

Autumn Open Post As we know, I love my AUs and PSLs! I love exploring worlds and discovering how little changes can tumble and create big changes. My characters are top-leveled but feel free to add your own and let me know if there's someone you'd like! ♥

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adonis

[princedelenfer]

vampire/demon hybrid . every day is spooky season

[flickofawrist]

Have you ever thought of making your own hot sauce to stay on hellish brand? Or have I been in Ketterdam too long to think to capitalize on that?

[princedelenfer]

Surprisingly, I haven't but now that you mention it, it sounds on brand.

What is your experience with making hot sauces?

[flickofawrist]

I love making them, actually. They’re pretty simple to do and there’s a lot of personality you can infuse in them. I’m very fond of doing ones that are fruit-forward, or sometimes ones that have fermented elements for some funk. I’ll send you a few bottles of ones that I’ve done, I’d like to see if I can make a vampire’s earwax melt.

[princedelenfer]

All of the recipes that I've looked at over the years seem easy enough.

Please do. Perhaps we can even collaborate on one for Hell.

[flickofawrist]

We should!

Now I have to ask, do you host dinner parties in hell?

[princedelenfer]

Let's do it then.

Funny you should ask... I haven't yet, but I am looking at putting together a get together soon. Now I need to think of some kind of menu for leaders of various hell realms.

I don't suppose you have any inclination of assisting with a menu or anything...?

[flickofawrist]

I'm game.

Oh, that sounds intriguing. I'd love to witness some of those interactions play out. From safely behind a buffet table. I bet they appreciate old school dishes they can brag about having been around when they were invented.

[princedelenfer]

Great. Let me know when you have time? And if it's easier, I can come to you.

That may be the part I'm the most interested in witnessing. But, unlike you, it will not be behind a buffet table. No doubt they would and plenty of kick. They may be old as dirt but doubt they're into bland foods.

[witchforhire]

Quite the festivities you throw, your lordship. I thought it only polite to let you know one of your guests was highly entertained.

[Not that she was actually on the guest list so much as a last minute plus one to another ruler.]

[princedelenfer]

If there's one thing I've learned how to do, it's how to throw a party. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.

Who is this, so I can be sure to thank you properly?

[witchforhire]

Oh, I did. Who taught you how to plan such reprehensible indulgences?

You can call me Thessaly.

[princedelenfer]

I once knew a witch who thrilled at putting on reprehensible indulgences. And I'm a trained chef, so it was the perfect blend of the two.

Pleasure to meet you, Thessaly. Who did you attend with?

[ Because obviously he didn't recognize the name from the guest list! ]

[witchforhire]

I've yet to meet a witch that doesn't, if they're honest with themselves. She sounds entrancing, though. What sinful delight are you cooking up tonight then, your lordship?

Oh, one of the sons of Izanami, from the Realm of Windowless Rooms. Treacherous and greedy little clan, but the man does know how to party.

[princedelenfer]

A nice steak with fixings. Did you enjoy the food?

Ah yes, he seems the type to more than enjoy a good party. Think he finished off the tequila single handedly.

[witchforhire]

I love a good steak, rare enough to run from the table if given the chance, and a red wine that knocks it back down.

Ugh, sorry about that. I left him alone for ten minutes and he shows why his mother will never let him take over for her. Not that I'm against table dancing as a rule, but not many have the style to match it. I'll bring my next date on a leash, Your Hellsteak, and tie him up properly if I need to powder my nose.

[princedelenfer]

[ Adonis chuckles at the mental image but he couldn't deny that there were times when nothing beat a rare steak. ]

I have to agree. An excellent red wine and a rare steak is hard to beat.

Most don't have the style to match it and I'll give it to him, he tried. I'll hold you to that next time.

[ He thought he'd need to make this a yearly thing. Or... at the very least, an every five years thing. ]

Just bothering Adonis because I can.

[witchforhire]

Grand Master Tataki, where do you stand on portobello burgers?

YAY!! I'm glad!

[princedelenfer]

Not my preferred but people will spend good money on them.

[witchforhire]

Shame, I went foraging and don't cook for shit. I was hoping you'd make them taste worth eating.

[princedelenfer]

Just because they're not my preferred doesn't mean I can't do something with them where they'd be worth eating. Again, people spend good money on portabello burgers.

[witchforhire]

You keep saying that like I'm going to pay you. Tell you what, since I foraged, you can cook and get the delightful payment of my company and the satisfaction of a job well done.

[princedelenfer]

You mistake me. I'm saying it so you realize that I've fixed plenty of portabella mushroom burgers over the years because of the demand. Therefore, people seemed to like them.

I don't know. If you kept the company of Sionnach, the 'delightfulness' of your company is up for debate...

[ He may just be giving her shit but he sends her an address regardless. ]

Come by around 9. Apparently demons don't keep "normal" hours.

[witchforhire]

Well then, do tempt me with all your burgers can bring.

[Honestly, she's not affronted. She bores easily with people who can't banter and back it.] Tis a poor ruler who doesn't revel in honest debate, surely?

Normal is what makes you predictable. Not the sort of danger worth entertaining.

[She does show up, perfectly promptly, in a tank top and jeans. She's got a very nice wine that should be illegal with her. Instead of knocking, she trails a fingernail along his door in an ancient sign. It sears and alerts him, if he has magical mechanisms protecting his door. If not, he'll just hear a faint 'knock knock'.

If there are any witch locks though, she won't try to break them, but perhaps could sense them and be curious by it.]

[princedelenfer]

Happy to.

Surely but too many people who rule kingdoms and lands are a complete bore and lack debate skills.

There are the rare occasions when I would like to have an evening that isn't spent in some meeting or doing something for someone.

Later that night, when Thess arrives, Adonis does in fact have magical and witch locks protecting his door. He'd learned well over the years that he needed both. Just in case.

He's amused by her way of announcing herself and yet, if it was any other way, he's sure he'd be a little disappointed. As it happens, he disarms the wards, unlocks the door and opens it. He's wearing slacks and a button down shirt, with the cuffs rolled up to his forearms.

"Come on in," he says and steps away to allow her entrance. He'd always been a bit sensitive to magic, and he's always figured that was due to how he'd received a number of his non-vampiric abilities. She was a league onto herself.